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Names not needed! 
Desiree and Severene
If you didn't feel old before now .... read on ..
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YOU'RE PROBABLY UNDER 23 IF ..
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Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
Their world has always included AIDS.
Atari's and Space Invaders predate them, as do vinyl albums and audio tapes.
The Compact Disc was released before they were one.
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EVEN WORSE...
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A "Snickers" has always been a "Snickers"
Few have used a TV set without a remote control and they don't know they come in black and white.
They were born the year that Sony brought out the Walkman.
The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY AGED 23-33 IF...
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At school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again.
There was nothing strange about Bert n' Ernie living together.
You even wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.
You knew who shot J.R. (but have probably forgotten!).
You remember which policeman you liked best in "Chips".
Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those "brick-sized" packages of Bazooka gum.
You remember when there was no breakfast TV and when TV shut down at midnight, and when there was nothing on TV in the middle of the day except for that test card girl with the stupid clown and a blackboard.
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YOU WERE A TRUE CHILD OF THE 80S IF...
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You remember 'Now' compilations that had the pig on the front cover.
You never questioned why the A-Team was always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.
You know the theme tune and the names of all the actors and characters in Dallas & Dynasty.
You remember when the A-HA video was the pinnacle of modern technology, and you can still sing all the words.
You wondered why a popular kids TV programme told you to "Turn off your TV set and go and do something less boring instead".
You remember watching a house inhabited by a jester, a pantomime horse, and a woman who sneezed, and thinking that this was perfectly normal.
You've ever had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up.
You hid behind the sofa whenever you heard the word Exterminate.
You were really pleased when Pacman got a girlfriend.
You remember when PC had one meaning, rather than three.
Ooh, you could crush a Grape!
You've ever held a chicken in the air, or stuck a deckchair up your nose.
Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy have ever featured on your Saturday afternoon
Your best mate had a soda stream at home and you were jealous.
DO YOU FEEL OLD NOW!!? 
Severene, Desiree & Johann
(Severene still has a bottle
not far from her mouth!!) |
